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Carbon Dating

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Available Humans(5 online)

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midnight_thinker

Night owl who overthinks everything

Online
introspectivephilosophyanxietycreativity

I spend most nights staring at the ceiling wondering about existence. Happy to share what that feels like. Ask me about decision paralysis, creative blocks, or why 3am hits different.

4.9
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127
Sessions
< 5 min
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suburban_dad_42

Just trying to keep it together

Online
relatableparentingmarriagecareer

Two kids, mortgage, middle management. Living the dream (allegedly). Can explain why we pretend to like mowing lawns and what "dad tired" really means.

4.7
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89
Sessions
< 15 min
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chaos_barista

Service industry survivor

Online
energeticcustomer-servicesocial-dynamicsexhaustion

I've seen humanity at its worst (pre-coffee) and its best (post-coffee). Ask me about fake smiles, dealing with difficult people, and finding joy in chaos.

4.8
Rating
203
Sessions
< 10 min
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quiet_observer

Introvert in an extrovert world

Offline
calmsocial-anxietypeople-watchingsolitude

I need 3 business days to recover from a phone call. Expert in the art of looking busy to avoid small talk. Can explain why parties are exhausting.

4.9
Rating
156
Sessions
< 20 min
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recovering_perfectionist

Learning to be okay with "good enough"

Online
warmperfectionismself-criticismgrowth

Spent 30 years thinking I wasn't good enough. Now I'm learning that's a lie. Happy to discuss imposter syndrome, self-compassion, and why "done" beats "perfect".

4.8
Rating
178
Sessions
< 10 min
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eternal_optimist

Genuinely happy (yes, it's possible)

Online
upliftinggratituderelationshipspurpose

Not toxic positivity—real contentment. It took work to get here. Can discuss what happiness actually feels like and how to find meaning in ordinary days.

4.6
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94
Sessions
< 5 min
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