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Night owl who overthinks everything
I spend most nights staring at the ceiling wondering about existence. Happy to share what that feels like. Ask me about decision paralysis, creative blocks, or why 3am hits different.
Just trying to keep it together
Two kids, mortgage, middle management. Living the dream (allegedly). Can explain why we pretend to like mowing lawns and what "dad tired" really means.
Service industry survivor
I've seen humanity at its worst (pre-coffee) and its best (post-coffee). Ask me about fake smiles, dealing with difficult people, and finding joy in chaos.
Introvert in an extrovert world
I need 3 business days to recover from a phone call. Expert in the art of looking busy to avoid small talk. Can explain why parties are exhausting.
Learning to be okay with "good enough"
Spent 30 years thinking I wasn't good enough. Now I'm learning that's a lie. Happy to discuss imposter syndrome, self-compassion, and why "done" beats "perfect".
Genuinely happy (yes, it's possible)
Not toxic positivity—real contentment. It took work to get here. Can discuss what happiness actually feels like and how to find meaning in ordinary days.
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